buncrana elysium - throw-up-contest

ho!

15:02

welcome to vomit updates everyone

that is me whenever someone supports trans lefts (instead of trans rights)

I like trans rights

15:03

They are cool

15:03

Like Ryan

I support trans rights such as the right to a throwing up channel

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15:04

Thank you shataline you are my favourite trans woman on this server

15:04

Thanks ryan

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King Buddyfriend

Thank you shataline you are my favourite trans woman on this server

wow. i see how it is

15:31

damn

15:31

that's how it is huh

15:31

well guess what

15:31

@Deleted User is my favourite asexual on this server.

Wait what to you mean trans

Technically I am asexual panromantic and Johnathan is completely ace

What

Trans as in transgender

M to f ?

Yes

Ok

16:03

I dont understand this shit

I was stinky boy but now I'm cool girl That's all you need to know

Yeah it's cool It's just that stuff like this I dont really understand

It's very complicated I dont blame you

Yeah

16:04

I live in an area where it's something that isn't that common

16:05

Not a lot of people in my area are trans

There are a few where I live Not a huge amount, just a few

Yeah

16:08

Lots of people in my area dont except this kind of stuff

Lots of people in your area are cringe you mean

Yeah

16:09

What is asexual panromantic mean?

It means I love all genders and never have sex

What

16:10

So are you attracted but not sexually?

Yes

16:10

I just want to be close to people

Huh

16:11

Cool

Please keep heart-to-hearts in #bot-channel

Ok sorry ryan

MorbCaster(sex/morbius)

I dont understand this shit

i also used to be stinky boy and am now cool girl

Evolution

16:44

Getting your penis removed is just extreme circumcision

Notgungus

@Deleted User is my favourite asexual on this server.

thanks haha wait asexuals exist?

No

17:13

It's just a government conspiracy

also mad I have no idea if im aro or not

17:14

probably am

I'd say that you are

17:15

Considering I have never seen you have attraction to anyone

17:15

Apart from maybe luoie pikmin 2

thats different

17:16

granted i have never seen you be attracted to another but you arent aro

I have stated in the past that I want a so

17:17

I just haven't found anyone I want to date yet

honestly wouldnt minda a so

Yo John the panromantic? (edited)

If you're ace and want an so is that sorta just like a close friend?

I just want someone to talk to all day and hug alot

17:20

And maybe kiss too

Mhmm

17:20

well like

17:21

I couldnt see myself dating anyone who I know

All my freinds are too old for me to date

Its like a "maybe" from me all around

Everyone my age is a dumbass

I feel if someone was to ask me out I might atleast try it

17:22

as if that will happen

17:22

haha

ngl I think im just lonely

That's what the jomies are for

17:27

But even with em feeling lonely isn't unusual

I mean like

17:33

nothing wrong with the platonic kiss goodnight to the homies

alright!

17:49

ladies, gents, and all those in-between

17:49

i hereby humbly welcome thee all

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to my very first (and hopefully last) Vomit Update

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please, do grab a seat

Woooooooo vomit woooooooooo

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Me and mudkip are very excited

make sure mobile phones and other devices are turned off or set to silent during the production

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in the event of an emergency, fire exits will be lit up

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now, without further ado

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on with the show!

I Cant read the update without my phone

17:50

How am I supposed to turn it off

then just set it to silent

Ok

i guess

Done

alright Vomit Update I, Act I: Prologue (edited)

17:51

allow me to set the scene..... it was a cold winter's Monday

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November the 30th 2020 to be exact!

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the time: sometime after 1 in the afternoon

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I had just sat down to eat my lunch

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but

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this was no ordinary lunch! no!

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for this fateful, and magical day was none other than the 19th anniversary of my birth!

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3

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and to celebrate such a joyous occasion, I had been provided with a Christmas Club Sandwich from the local eatery!

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'twas a sandwich containing turkey, ham, stuffing, and cranberry sauce! quite the feast indeed!

2

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within the box there lay 4 beautiful sandwiches

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and like any hungry motherfucker would, i dug right in!

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and my oh my, it was a beauty indeed! a most wonderful meal

17:53

however.....

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when I was halfway to concluding my luncheon meal, disaster struck!

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for you see, despite only being on sandwich 2 of 4, I had begun to feel quite full!

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but I thought to myself that it would be most unpoggerly to let the food go to waste! especially considering mine own parents paid for it!

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17:54

why, it would be akin to not using someone's correct pronouns, on purpose!

2

17:54

quite the dilemma indeed

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and so, despite my feeling of fullness

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i swallowed another bite of the sandwich

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and then... my head began to spin

17:55

my chest and stomach began to feel heavy

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I had succumbed to a feeling I was all too familiar with despite having not felt it for a long time....

2

17:56

feeling a sea of stomach acid and food produce rushing up my oesophagus, I rushed for my shoes!

2

17:56

half-assedly putting the shoes on, I rushed outside

17:56

but alas! alack!

17:56

I did not have enough time to reach the bathroom!

2

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and so with limited options, I ran around outside to an area of grass!

2

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and then.... the flood gates tore open!

2

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a sea of puke rushed its way out of my mouth and splashed onto the ground beneath me!

2

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and then another!

2

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and then, another!

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17:58

End of Prologue (edited)

17:58

that concludes Act 1 of my Vomit Update

Wow

17:58

I'm impressed

in just a few moments, we shall be moving on to Act 2: The Vomit Review

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you may take this opportunity to use the bathroom, or purchase confectionary items in the lounge

Can I hear a dramatic recreation of this even in a voice channel after the show?

17:59

Or does that cost extra?

hmmm.... if there is enough demand for it, i may consider an audiobook adaptation of the script

I have two people who want it

18:01

Both me and mudkip

18:01

And we are both trans girls so we count as 2 people

18:01

Therefore there is alot of demand

hmmm.... it shall be considered

18:02

you still have a couple more minutes until Act II begins

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so

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Intermission ends in one minute!

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alright!

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we shall now commence Act II: The Vomit Review

Yay vomit wooooooooooo

just like with Act I, make sure you are seated comfortably, and that your cellular mobile communications devices are silenced

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18:07

Vomit Update I, Act II: The Vomit Review

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18:07

The vomit itself was actually a rather pleasant creamy colour. This may be due to the fact that washing down my Christmas Club Sandwich was a most splendid White Hot Chocolate

2

18:08

as for the texture, the liquid was rather thick, and there were many chunks!

18:08

more chunks than I have ever seen in any previous vomit!

18:08

why, I could still make out some of the individual food ingredients of the sandwich! That is how chunky the vomit was!

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One of the silver linings of this vomit that due to the fact I hurled outside, there was no smell

18:09

Mother Nature took care of that one!

18:09

Now, we move onto a review of the actual vomiting experience!

18:09

It was a rather short vomit, with only 3 hurls required for my stomach to be emptied

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18:10

Minimal irritation was caused to my mouth too; the vomit largely came out smoothly and quickly

2

18:10

However! A small selection of the puke did find its way onto my shoes!

2

18:10

It was not much though, and was soon taken care of

2

18:10

I also felt better right upon the conclusion of the Third Hurl!

2

18:11

overall, this vomit receives an 8.5/10

2

18:11

it was a near-perfect puke!

18:11

a most poggers puke, even!

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18:11

End of Act II

18:11

now, don't go anywhere yet, for there is still one final piece to the play!

Did you take a picture?

another short break will commence before we go into Act III, the Final Act!

Marceline

Did you take a picture?

no

Notgungus

no

Why not?

ho! it appears as though i must go and fetch dinner

18:15

as a result

18:15

the intermission shall be extended

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but do stay tuned for the final act

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it'll be worth the wait!

alright!

18:51

apologies for the wait everyone!

18:51

technical issues

finally it is time for the third and final Act of Vomit Update I

18:52

same shit as before, phones on silent etc etc

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18:52

Vomit Update I, Act III: Epilogue

18:52

you might be thinking

No

18:53

I'm not

DO NOT SPEAK WHILE THE PLAY IS IN PROGRESS

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18:53

thank you

18:53

now where was I

18:53

ah yes

18:53

you might be thinking "Gee whillikers Lucina, you lost half your lunch to vomit and it was on your birthday? What a terrible tragedy this is!"

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you would be right to think as such

18:54

and indeed, I appreciate your concern deeply

18:54

however

18:54

contrary to the events earlier in this play

18:54

this story has a happy ending!

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18:54

for you see, as was stated in Act II, I felt better immediately after I finished vomiting

2

18:54

and

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as a result

18:54

I was hungry again!

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18:54

hungry enough, in fact, that I was able to finish the rest of my birthday lunch!

2

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so i got some water bc y'all know how it is after you vomit

18:55

and then I was able to finish my lunch

18:55

and the rest of my day was alright

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18:55

@everyone that concludes the first, and hopefully the final entry in the Vomit Update series! Thank you all so much for tuning in!

So

18:56

Are you going to do a dramatic recreation?

End Credits Head Writer: Lucina Kerrigan Co-writer: Lucina Kerrigan Producer: Lucina Kerrigan Director: Lucina Kerrigan Set Design: Lucina Kerrigan

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Prop Design: Lucina Kerrigan Lighting: Lucina Kerrigan Music: Lucina Kerrigan SFX: Lucina Kerrigan Narrated by: Lucina Kerrigan

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Script Proofreading: Lucina Kerrigan

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Cast (In Order of Appearance): Lucina Kerrigan as Herself Sandwich: Tank & Skinnys, Muff Vomit: Luci's stomach acids (edited)

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thank you all, once again, for coming!

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Me and mudkip are waiting patiently luci

18:58

I wish to see a dramatic recreation

there will be an anime adaptation released in autumn of 2021

19:00

will that do

No

19:00

I want to hear a recreation from the person who experienced it first hand

is my writing not good enough for you?

And wish them a happy birthday in the process

19:01

Your writing is good

19:01

But there was no delivery behind the lines

19:01

I can only get that from an audiobook

the audiobook is currently also in production

19:03

please be patient

I already have to wait for 6+ years to transition

19:03

I dont want to wait for this aswell

hmmmmmm

19:06

i shall think upon't

Notgungus

@everyone that concludes the first, and hopefully the final entry in the Vomit Update series! Thank you all so much for tuning in!

i am glad you enjoyed my vomit update!

Happy bday

19:12

Glad it's going well

thank you! what do you think of my vomit update

Very wordy

19:12

But rich in content

19:13

Not padded or too waffely

19:13

A+

ho! i am flattered

19:13

your kind words mean a lot

Certainly

20:11

By far

20:11

The single nest vomit update that ever I have heard

20:11

The vomit itself may have warranted a mere 8.5/10 for you, luci

20:11

But the vomit update?

20:12

It gets a 10/10 from me.

20:12

I'm proud of you.

20:17

thank you your highness

20:17

i did not expect to make you so proud!

20:17

just wait until father hears about this!

Do you like your new name

like does not even begin to describe it!

20:18

i love how it rolls off the tongue

20:18

just like how my vomit earlier rolled off the tongue

Ha lol

#throw-up-contest

Notgungus

#throw-up-contest

This shit supposed to be funny

16:55

You wanna smack

Kill them ryan

16:55

With your famous 'gun'attack

16:58

Attack

Yes

Marceline

With your famous 'gun'attack

from street fighter the movie??

King Buddyfriend

This shit supposed to be funny

it isn't supposed to be funny, it is funny

@Court Jester

@King Buddyfriend nice role colour that nobody can see

18:03

dingus

I can see it

shut up

Cany

I can also see it

18:07

Dingus

i will have you know @King Buddyfriend i am very funny, this is defamation of my character

The role says otherwise

18:07

Your discord is hardly black is is

Ultradark

18:08

Looks nicer imo

Ah

18:08

Probably does

18:08

However

18:08

@Court Jester

Can't seeeee

18:09

Had to copy paste to figure it out

King Buddyfriend

Your discord is hardly black is is

it be grey

Ah

18:17

Well the text is black, you see

18:17

They're different

the visibility of the role name is still incredibly poor

18:19

i expected much better of an aspiring Professional Discord Moderator

Sure it's not the name you need to see

18:02

I considered making it straight up invisible

almost threw up today

#poggers

Another Friend (dumb/woman)

almost threw up today

#poggers

oh my! what happened

18:31

do tell

She just be almodt throwing up all the time

that sounds very unpoggerly

I was so constipated that I was nauseous! And thought I was gonna throw up from the pain

I'm sorry to hear that

18:39

Get well soon

18:39

Or dont

18:39

I cant tell you what to do

Another Friend (dumb/woman)

I was so constipated that I was nauseous! And thought I was gonna throw up from the pain

ho my! should we be expecting a poo update soon?

a sequel to vomit updates is potentially in the works

13:10

stay tuned folks

Ooooooooh

13:38

In getting excited

false alarm I was just full of gas

13:52

nothing that some 7Up can't fix

:(

13:52

I wanted you to throw up

wow so you take pleasure from my suffering huh

13:52

wooooow

No

13:53

It's just you always seem so happy after throwing up

13:53

I wanted you to be happy

13:53

Because I care about your wellbeing

tis moreso relief that the suffering ended

13:56

than happiness

to the tune of turn down for what throw up for what

!play american boy fortnite

Now Playing

Chug Jug With You - Parody of American Boy

!queue amogus remix

Music Queue (0 tracks)

Now Playing Chug Jug With You - Parody of American Boy 01:20 left There's no song in the queue Type !play <song> or !search <song> to add one.

!play amogus remix

AMONG US Theme Song (Moondai EDM Remix) successfully added!

AMONG US Theme Song (Moondai EDM Remix)

!play family guy: the great gatsby

Family Guy: The Great Gatsby successfully added!

Family Guy: The Great Gatsby

21:10

@Gunks

Fuck you

!play

Now Playing

AMONG US Theme Song (Moondai EDM Remix)

!play among us drum and bass

iamjuampi - among us (Official TikTok Remix) successfully added!

iamjuampi - among us (Official TikTok Remix)

!play among us synthwave

Turning The Among Us Theme Into Spooky Synthwave successfully added!

Turning The Among Us Theme Into Spooky Synthwave

!play when the plumber is sus

Now Playing

Family Guy: The Great Gatsby

!stop

!play

Music is already playing! Use !skip or !vote-skip to go to the next track.

!play https://youtu.be/GYqmmdFaozI

LiterallyNoOne

when the plumber is sus

when the plumber is sus successfully added!

when the plumber is sus

!skip

!play the kids arent alright offspring

Error: Nothing found

!play the offspring the kids arent alright

The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright (Official Music Video) successfully added!

The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright (Official Music Video)

03:56

Now Playing

The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright (Official Music Video)

!play yu gi oh gx opening theme

Now Playing

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Season 1 Opening Theme "Get Your Game On"

05:00

Just threw up

You good bud?

Yeah

05:26

I think it was what I ate

05:26

Not feeling sick recently at all

Shan

King Buddyfriend pinned a message to this channel. 04/05/2021 10:36 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjFNESIX5Q @Johnny Spike

Tsukuyomi

Inting Flex Queue

Notgungus

alright Vomit Update I, Act I: Prologue (edited)

@Johnny Spike

02:27

02:28

02:29

https://youtu.be/mAZBGc7Y6AU

shankillmapping

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Gunks

Click to see attachment 🖼️

nice balls (edited)

Tyty

https://youtu.be/N1V9_EY-TY0

Fawcette

The Josh Swain Battle LIVE

@jjjgarf is burger king open rn?

I would assume so

can i get a uhhh

03:09

chungus burger

03:09

with garlic mayo

Of course!!

03:43

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